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You’ve sat in the background for far too long. You’ve seen your local liberals and thought, “wow, they sure have a lot of fun!” You’ve always wondered how you could have that unexplainable zeal. That, “I don’t care about facts” mentality that is stronger than anything you’ve ever witnessed before. I am here to answer all of your questions about liberalism, make sure you stay tuned for the truths that will change the way you perceive reality.

Starting tomorrow, class will be in session and you will be on your way to earning your diploma as a liberal zombie. Courses will come at absolutely no cost to you because knowledge like this needs to be free. Don’t expect to get this kind of truth anywhere else. If you didn’t hear it from me you might as well disregard what you’ve heard as complete rubbish.

This is going to take commitment. You may get sick at times–hell, you might want to vomit–but for the sake of your country you must drag yourself to the finish line. Who else will defend global warming, not killing babies and high taxes? No one! Without your ridiculous aspirations for murder and socialism the United States is doomed! Doomed I tell ya!

So return here, Monday evening, for your first lesson. Make sure you bring your notebooks and pens because you’re bound to learn a lot. Never before have you heard such amazing truths. I am going to reveal to you the secrets that I have always not lived by. I will be available throughout the day for any questions you may have. Simply use the comment box to send your message over this wonderful thing called the internet–God bless you Al Gore!

Spread the word, get imaginary cookies.

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