Here is an article I wrote for Red Onions. Red Onions is a new satire site that I started for the sake of getting conservatives to laugh a little. So, if you like what you read expect plenty more over at Red Onions. It’s time to take a break. You took that day off from work, knocked on those doors, cussed out that one stupid conservative who...

I’ve had an idea brewing in my mind for the past couple months and I’m happy to say I have finally produced something out of it. I have always enjoyed writing satire on the site from time to time but it doesn’t fit too well with the rest of the site. I love a good laugh but want to keep those types of articles on a separate site. ...